HE SOLD.

The pain launchpad

Sold too early? Launch the pain.

Paste any wallet. The Oracle finds its worst sell of the last 7 days. Anyone can launch it as a coin.

Launch a pain

01 · The pain

You sold. Then it ran.

Acts 01 to 07 follow a real public pain from the Hall of Pain: Goyim, a KOL, sold HOTBOT for 108.25 SOL; it peaked at at least 342.75 SOL after; the sale missed at least 234.49 SOL. The reading's counts, the coins launched from the story and its Origin, and the numbers in act 09 are illustrations (sample data).

It waited for you to leave.

02 · The reading Example

The Oracle reads every sell.

Every sell, checked against the top that came after. The biggest fumble is the max pain.

03 · The card

The max pain becomes a card.

What was sold. Where it ran. What was left on the table.

The pain card: Goyim dumped HOTBOT for 108.25 SOL; then it ran at least 217 %; at least 234.49 SOL missed.

04 · The launch Example

One pain. One coin. Paired with $HESOLD.

Launched on pump.fun. Buyers pay in SOL.

Creator fees, paid in $HESOLD: 80 % to the wallet that sold 10 % to the launcher 10 % to HE SOLD.

05 · $HESOLD Example

The token every pain trades through.

  • Every pain coin is paired with $HESOLD.
  • Every buy routes through $HESOLD.
  • The launchpad opens when $HESOLD graduates on pump.fun.

Launches require $HESOLD graduation

06 · The Pantheon Example

Twelve stars to migration.

New pair, final stretch, migrated. Every coin climbs the same wall.

07 · The Origin Example

One pain. Many coins. One Origin.

Anyone can launch a coin from a pain. Only the paperhand can launch its Origin.

08 · The Hall of Pain

Even the KOLs paperhand.

      09 · How it works

      From a wallet to a coin, in six steps.

      1. Drop any wallet: paste any public Solana wallet, yours, a friend’s or a KOL’s.
      2. The Oracle reads every sale: each sale is set against the peak its token reached after it; the biggest miss is the max pain.
      3. The max pain becomes a card: the token sold too early, what it fetched, the peak after, and the SOL it missed.
      4. Launch it as a coin: a name, a ticker, an image and one transaction; born on pump.fun, always paired with $HESOLD; buyers pay in SOL.
      5. Creator fees, 80 / 10 / 10: 80 % to the wallet that sold, 10 % to the launcher, 10 % to HE SOLD., paid in $HESOLD and claimed on pump.fun.
      6. It climbs the Pantheon: new pairs, the final stretch, migrated; 12 stars light as the bonding curve fills; a coin launched by the wallet that sold is the Origin.

      Launch your pain

      Any wallet’s worst sell becomes a coin on pump.fun