HE SOLD.

The pain launchpad

Sold too early? Launch the pain.

Paste any wallet. The Oracle finds its worst sell of the last 7 days. Anyone can launch it as a coin.

Launch a pain

01 · The pain

You sold. Then it ran.

Acts 01 to 07 follow a real public pain from the Hall of Pain: Pain, a KOL, sold Altai for 39.97 SOL; it peaked at at least 1,136.78 SOL after; the sale missed at least 1,096.81 SOL. The reading's counts, the coins launched from the story and the numbers in act 09 are illustrations (sample data).

It waited for you to leave.

02 · The reading Example

The Oracle reads every sell.

Every sell, checked against the top that came after. The biggest miss is the max pain.

03 · The card

Your exit. With receipts.

What was sold. Where it ran. How much you missed.

The pain card: Pain dumped Altai for 39.97 SOL; then it ran at least 2,744 %; at least 1,096.81 SOL missed.

04 · The launch Example

Give that sell a ticker. Paired with $HESOLD.

Launched on pump.fun. Buyers pay in SOL.

Creator fees, paid in $HESOLD: 40 % to the launcher 40 % to the wallet that sold 20 % to the HE SOLD. dev wallet, for future $HESOLD burns

Every launch pays a 0.05 SOL offering to the HE SOLD. dev wallet. It holds the SOL until a separate automated transaction buys $HESOLD and burns every token bought; until then the burn shows as pending.

05 · $HESOLD Example

The token every pain trades through.

  • Every pain coin is paired with $HESOLD; every buy routes through it.
  • Every launch pays 0.05 SOL to the HE SOLD. dev wallet. It holds the SOL until a separate automated transaction buys $HESOLD and burns every token bought; that burn may stay pending.
  • 20 % of every coin's creator fees go to the HE SOLD. dev wallet, reserved for future $HESOLD burns.
  • Each burn has its own receipt. A burn is not a promise about price.

$HESOLD: fair launch on pump.fun

06 · The Pantheon Example

Twelve stars to migration.

New pair, final stretch, migrated. Every coin climbs the same wall.

07 · Many coins Example

One pain. Many coins. One split.

Anyone can launch a coin from a pain, again and again. Every coin: 40 % to its launcher, 40 % to the wallet that sold, 20 % to the HE SOLD. dev wallet.

08 · The Hall of Pain

Even the KOLs paperhand.

      09 · How it works

      From a wallet to a coin, in six steps.

      1. Drop any wallet: paste any public Solana wallet, yours, a friend’s or a KOL’s.
      2. The Oracle reads every sale: each sale is set against the peak its token reached after it; the biggest miss is the max pain.
      3. The max pain becomes a card: the token sold too early, what it fetched, the peak after, and the SOL it missed.
      4. Launch it as a coin: a name, a ticker, an image and one transaction, which also pays the 0.05 SOL launch offering; born on pump.fun, always paired with $HESOLD; buyers pay in SOL. After it finalizes, the offering buys $HESOLD and burns all of it.
      5. Creator fees, 40 / 40 / 20: 40 % to the wallet that sold, 40 % to the launcher, 20 % to the HE SOLD. dev wallet, reserved for future $HESOLD burns; paid in $HESOLD and claimed on pump.fun.
      6. It climbs the Pantheon: new pairs, the final stretch, migrated; 12 stars light as the bonding curve fills; one pain can have many coins, each with the same split.

      Launch your pain

      Any wallet’s worst sell becomes a coin on pump.fun